From the Swamp

Field notes from your favorite tech bro's favorite sasquatch. Here's where I try to explain all the crazy stuff under the hood without resorting to grunts and screeches.

Drag, Drop, Disappear

(Explaining what I do to my mom.)

Posted July 14, 2025

If your site’s slow, bloated, or invisible on Google, this might be why. Here’s what custom code actually gets you... and why it’s not just for standing desk enthusiasts with oat milk addictions.