From the Swamp

Field notes from your favorite tech bro's favorite sasquatch. Here's where I try to explain all the crazy stuff under the hood without resorting to grunts and screeches.

Cryptid Is Alive

(The studio is in motion.)

For a long time, Cryptid felt like an idea. A logo, a site, a plan. Now it’s real — projects are live, clients are on board, and money is starting to move. Here’s what’s on the board right now…

Drag, Drop, Disappear

(Explaining what I do to my mom.)

If your site’s slow, bloated, or invisible on Google, this might be why. Here’s what custom code actually gets you... and why it’s not just for standing desk enthusiasts with oat milk addictions.